Jordan & Peter - Shock Split

Katie Price and former-Bollock Place masturbation favourite Peter Andre have announced they are to divorce. Asked for his reaction to the news, Ashes To Ashes star Philip Glenister said: "I think you could be mistaking me for someone who gives a shit."

And so say all of us.

Object Of Desire - #9,283

So... Samsung Man In Black... If you're out there, please come and sit on my face.