Friday, 30 September 2011

Literally The BEST News Of My Life... EVER!

Welsh warbler and Doctor Who-botherer, Miss Katherine Jenkins (45) has hilariously admitted to suffering from a debilitating, crippling fear.

Now, I wouldn’t normally mock.

I’m scared of bees. I’m scared of wasps. I’m scared of heights. I’m scared of enclosed spaces. I’m scared of dying alone and unloved.

But despite the fact that this makes me a wimp, I reckon they’re pretty normal things to be afraid of.

BUT... Dame Jenkins of the Aria suffers from Anatidaephobia.

The fear…

No, hang on.

*DRUMROLL PLEASE*






The fear that somehow, somewhere, a duck is watching her.

What in the name of bloody hell?!

God bless, Kathy J.

Mad bitch.

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