Wednesday, 26 August 2009

This Is The Last Time

Last Cigarette?
Was 1:10am on Monday 10th August (LOL - How's that for precise!)

Last Alcoholic Drink?
A jug of Champagne Sangria in Spain

Last Car Ride?
Around Portsmouth at Silly O'Clock at night, taking in Port Solent, Gunwharf Quays, Southsea, a random 'mountain' and the newest car park in the whole of Pompey!

Last Kiss?
Was 5:45am on Monday 10th August (LOL!)

Last Good Cry?
Last week, when I foolishly watched the season finale of Doctor Who. Poor Catherine Tate. "Binary... Binary... Binary..."

Last Book Bought?
I purchased Alan Carr's autobiography at the airport on my way to Spain.

Last Book Read?
Well, I'm halfway through Alan Carr's book. But before that, the last book I read fully was The Writer's Tale by RTD OBE and his pretty friend from Doctor Who Magazine.

Last Film Seen In Cinema?
Jesus, I haven't seen a film in the cinema since He's Just Not That Into You. So not only did that film put me off ever being with anyone ever again, it also put me off going to the cinema. Genius!

Last Film Rented?
The Boat That Rocked - Film's a bit wank, but Bill Nighy is fantastic (as always) and I want to do very bad and sticky things with Tom Sturridge, so all in all, it was worth the monthly fee from LoveFilm.com!

Last Swear Word Used?
"Shit"

Last Food Consumed?
Big, dirty, greasy kebab. T'was beautiful.

Last Crush?
In real life, my lips are sealed. But in the celebrity world, where do I start?! Frankmusik, probably. But tomorrow's another day...

Last Phone Call?
Was a conference call between Big Dickie, Big Debbie and myself regarding some work I've been doing for a new client. It was a largely positive call, until I was told to pretty much redo everything I had given them. A fun weekend of paperwork and spreadsheets in store for me, then!

Last TV Show Watched?
Just finished watching Series One of Damages. Can't believe my favourite character shot himself. Series Two is currently in my Amazon basket...

Last Time Showered?
This morning.

Last CD Played?
It's been ages since I actually played a CD. It's all about the iPod, baby. But I took Tom McRae's King Of Cards downstairs to listen to while I was wrapping up presents on the dining room table. So that's the answer. King Of Cards by Tom McRae.

Last Item Bought?
I appear to have just bought all seven series of The West Wing. And all because someone said I might quite like it a little bit. I really should have rented the first disc just to try it out. But no... I do stupid things like this when I've just been paid!

Last Download?
Amy McDonald (who?!) and her quite amazing cover of Mr Brightside.

Last Annoyance?
Those cunting little kids on the plane to Spain playing the fun game of 'Let's Kick The Seat In Front Of Us Until The Person Sitting In It Feels Quite, Quite Sick'

Last Disappointment?
Realising that things with a recent gentleman caller are probably not going anywhere, other than down the pan. That was a bit of a disappointment.

Last Thing Written?
Other than all the words above? Erm... The last thing I wrote was an email to several people at work, explaining why - as always - I am right and they are wrong.

Last Words Spoken?
"Shit"