Moving tributes to... *ahem* a shopping centre (WTF?!) were printed in the Newcastle Evening Chronicle this week. Track down a copy if you wish to read an ‘HILARIOUS’ account of the time some Geordie twonk got Shane Warne and Shane Ward confused. Oh, becalm my aching sides.
My favourite quote of the piece, however, was this recollection from Elaine Davidson, who clearly has rather low self-esteem.
“My husband took me by surprise and proposed to me in February 1991 outside WHSmith. I accepted and we bought the ring the same day”
Now, I can’t claim to be the most romantic person in the world. BUT OUTSIDE A WHSMITH?!
SERIOUSLY?!
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My favourite quote of the piece, however, was this recollection from Elaine Davidson, who clearly has rather low self-esteem.
“My husband took me by surprise and proposed to me in February 1991 outside WHSmith. I accepted and we bought the ring the same day”
Now, I can’t claim to be the most romantic person in the world. BUT OUTSIDE A WHSMITH?!
SERIOUSLY?!
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