Friday, 25 June 2010

Soap Revamp

All the major soaps are undergoing somewhat of a revamp at the moment. New producers coming in, trying to make their mark; battling desperately for viewers. New 'Enders blokie is bringing back Kat and Alfie, replacing Ben Mitchell and setting fire to The Vic.

New Corrie blokie - Phil Collinson, of Doctor Who fame - is getting rid of Claire and Ashley. About seven years too late.

Emmerdale's Head Honcho is greenlighting scripts where Aaron and the strangely-beautiful Jackson do naughties together.

But the dude in charge of the current Hollyoaks rejig seems to be putting in the most effort in the quest to attract new viewers. I, for one, am going to start watching again:



That's Bart McQueen. He needs to be naked a lot in the show. A LOT. Isn't he lovely? I think I want to marry him. Or, at the very least, stroke his inner-thigh.

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